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9:35pm August 27, 2014

imagineshrek:

imagine shrek accidentally pouring an entire jar of parmesan cheese onto his pasta and looking into the camera like hes on the office

9:35pm August 27, 2014

 http://imagineshrek.tumblr.com/post/94034934925/imagine-your-man-now-imagine-shrek-now-imagine

imagineshrek:

Imagine your man, now imagine Shrek, now imagine your man again, now imagine Shrek. Sadly, he isn’t Shrek, but if he stopped using parfait scented body wash and switched to Ogre Spice, he could smell like he’s Shrek. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a dragon with the Ogre your man…

9:26pm August 27, 2014

imagineshrek:

imagine obama ending his speeches with “shrek is love, shrek is life”.

9:25pm August 27, 2014

imagineshrek:

1:57pm August 22, 2014

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

1:56pm August 22, 2014

robotsquid:

"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

~one hour later~

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1:53pm August 22, 2014
1:53pm August 22, 2014
1:52pm August 22, 2014

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

1:51pm August 22, 2014
1:51pm August 22, 2014

sofiaauditores:

“you are a girl you shouldnt like that video game”

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11:42pm August 21, 2014
8:14pm August 20, 2014

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

See this is what happens when 95% of the entries into a contest like this are joke flavors like “brony cum” or “parental disappointment” or “like this flavor or I punch a baby”

8:13pm August 20, 2014
mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

8:12pm August 20, 2014

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.