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7:08am August 2, 2014
stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

7:05am August 2, 2014

memosfromlevi:

garchornps:

being put in charge of small children like

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11:38pm August 1, 2014

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

11:32pm August 1, 2014

ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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11:31pm August 1, 2014
bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

10:37pm August 1, 2014

The amount of time added up that I spend staring at food in the fridge for no fucking reason is embarrassingly so much that I can’t even explain

10:29pm August 1, 2014
gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

10:28pm August 1, 2014

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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10:26pm August 1, 2014

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

10:26pm August 1, 2014

jesuschristofficial:

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

10:26pm August 1, 2014

inexorabledream:

 

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

10:25pm August 1, 2014
11:22am August 1, 2014

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

11:08am August 1, 2014

32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

10:13am August 1, 2014

teppathekid:

leaper182:

This is one of my most favorite endings to a Disney movie, hands down.

Fuck the sword of a Hun who was going to destroy China. Fuck any sort of gift from the Emperor. They’re these *things* that have no meaning whatsoever.

His little girl is home from a *war*, safe and sound, and that is the most important thing in the world to him. The world can go to hell, but it doesn’t matter, because Mulan’s home.

this scene ALWAYS makes me cry